Every great once in a while, there's that book that just ... grabs you. You know the one, that heart-stopping, all-consuming fervor that grips you when you've read something extraordinary.
Well, did you ever think a romance about plumbers would fall into that category?
Think again. ;)
So, at this point, you're probably wondering: what the heck is this book about?
Well, to succinctly sum it all up ... it's a reverse harem paranormal romance.
And what exactly does that mean?
This book is a snarky, humorous romp through the supernatural. It revolves around one (slightly wine obsessed) woman named Arizona Smoke and the four hottie plumbers she hires to clean out her pipes ... like, literally deal with a plumbing problem.
Due to some crazy fluke in supernatural law and whatnot, she ends up having to marry them--all four of them.
I will warn you in advance that this book is sexy and steamy as hell. I mean, there's group sex, a bit of M/M, and a lot of plumbing puns. If you're into urban fantasy mixed with rom-com, this is the book for you, but don't dive in expecting "Real Ugly" level grit. This book was written to make you smile, turn you on, and just generally give you a good belly laugh.
It was co-written with me and Tate James, the author of "The Vixen's Lead" (shown below--yay, us!) and it's 105,000 words of awesome. Check it out!
ELEMENTS OF MISCHIEF
WARNING: This is a sexy, steamy reverse harem paranormal romance (one girl, four guys) with loads of humor, plumber puns, and group sex. Read with a glass of wine and a smile!
Four hunky, supernatural plumbers.
One reluctant, slightly drunk human.
A match made in heaven … or in the bathroom, rather.
My name is Arizona Smoke, and I'm the proud owner of a house haunted by my dead Gram, best friend to a cocktail dress loving werewolf, and apparent soul mate to four plumbers who also happen to be elemental dragons. Besides rippling pectorals, tattoos, and … uh, nice, long pipes, the guys also have control of the elements.
Supernatural law (whoever heard of such a thing anyway?) dictates that since I stumbled upon the guys in their alternate forms, I have to marry them. All four of them. Oh, and apparently one lousy (okay, awesome) night of sex means that I'm an elemental, too—and no amount of magical penicillin can cure this disease.
All I wanted was hot running water and toilets that flushed, but now I'm dealing with monsters lurking in the sewers, supernatural politics, and four penniless (but totally hot) plumbers living in my crumbling old Victorian.
I'm Ari Smoke, wine aficionado, ex-barista, and a girl who is completely out of her element.
Having four hot husbands is nice … but the death threats, not so much.
***$3.99 OR FREE WITH KINDLE UNLIMITED***
(iTunes, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Google Play, etc. versions release in 2018)
AMAZON US: http://amzn.to/2xC6wln
AMAZON CA: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0765YNQSL/
AMAZON UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0765YNQSL/
AMAZON AU: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0765YNQSL/